Monthly Archives: June 2005

See Food

My hair is purple, my skin is pink, and my pointy lingerie is metallic silver. If you don’t see these colors, the trouble may be in your mindset. Continue reading

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The Unanswered Questions

A meme for the misbegotten: five questions for Lady Crumpet. Continue reading

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E se io volessi la Luna

Where are the Wise Men of Chelm when you need them? Continue reading

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Something Fishy

Snips and snails and fishy-scale tails, that’s what Mermaids are made of. Continue reading

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Present Under Glass

A Brooklyn beginner glimpsed in Texas turns in a killer show on the Lower East Side, and I discover that I can’t say “foolish consistency” without thinking immediately of Idiot George. Continue reading

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Tinker, Soldier, Taylor Mead

A night of odd juxtapositions in the company of peculiarly strong beer, in which the winsome Lexi will make good her escape and never be heard from again. Continue reading

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Five Easy Pieces

Answering the Emdot. Continue reading

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Hot Hot Heat

I’d rather be in San Luis Obispo. Continue reading

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Double Exposure

Good afternoon. Today we would like to pander to the public’s voracious love of visuals. Thank you very much. Continue reading

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Check Your Pants at the Door

A night of video games and underpants. Now where’s Paris Hilton when you really need her? Continue reading

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