Laundry Day

Today, I did my laundry the Guy Way: I went to K-Mart and bought trousers (2), socks (12 pairs), and underpants (10). It feels good!

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6 Responses to Laundry Day

  1. Linus says:

    It’s my goal to do the dishes this way. When I manage it, then I’ll know I’m grown up at last.

  2. Harvey says:

    Odd… I don’t see duct tape on that list… lose 2 Guy points.

  3. Pierre says:

    Hello? Everybody knows that duct tape is not a laundry item, it is a Sexual Enhancement Device category IIIb. That, and copper wire.

  4. Linus says:

    I don’t think I want to know about that.

  5. Harvey says:

    Pierre - I must respectfully disagree. Although TECHNICALLY an SED(3b), if you’ll check the 2004 revision, you’ll see that it’s ALSO considered a Laundry Performance Aid for its lint-removing, hemming, and tear-repairing properties.

  6. Pierre says:

    Er… But I don’t have to remove lint, hem, or repair tears: I don’t have a cat. And I buy new anyway; it’s all the same model and color, too, so I don’t have to be technically awake to get dressed. Those long evenings with duct tape are draining, you know…

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