Captain, Captain!

Yeoman Lookout: Sir! February dead ahead, and hassles to port and starboard! No rest for the weary and no good deed unpunished, sir!

Capt. Linus: Flank speed, Ensign, and prepare to ram. Sound general quarters and tell the XO I’m ready for my close-up. If that groundhog gives you any trouble, hang him from the mains. And wake me up when it’s March.

One Response to “Captain, Captain!”

  1. Harvey Says:

    [leaves cup of coffee for the Captain]

    Trust me, you can’t run a tight ship without plenty of coffee ;-)

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