DJ Gone

How to turn your laid back DJ gig at The Slipper Room into One Of Those Nights:

  1. Play metal.
  2. Wear one of those “I bet you play metal” type shirts with the sleeves cut off. In winter.
  3. Keep sneaking out for a smoke when the track is ending.
  4. Suddenly have a speaker cut out in a wave of roaring static.
  5. Have the bartender come over and fix the problem. As he goes back to the bar, have him look over his shoulder, shake his head, and say to you in a loud voice, “Dude, that is a really bad place to put your water.”

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