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Take the stack of mail, and put it by the door. Put the piece of paper on the drain. Then when the Babel Fish shoots out of the machine, the cleaning robot will knock the mail all over and get distracted trying to clean it up; the Babel Fish will lodge on the paper. Grab the Babel Fish and stick it in your ear. Something like that. It's been a while. I never did figure out how to get the door in the Heart of Gold to open.