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Ceci est une Map, finally!

Our Home Office image map is not very interesting yet, but it's cute. We still don't have the back issues of the HO News irregular newsletter, but the .WAV files and the HO Beer-O-Scope are already there for your guilty pleasures. And don't forget to check out what's New On HO!

Below you can find out who we are, what we're doing, how we're doing it, when we're likely to be finished, and how you can get some. And at the bottom of the page, you can write to us and tell us how it was for you.

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