Opening night! I’m butterflies. Hot bath to relax and hydrate the throat, and off we go.
The trick is not to think of Michael Jackson (ewww) – who, at last check, hung with the Santa Barbara law for all of about two hours before he bounced on $3 million bail. And today Phil Spector was finally charged with murder. Nine months he larked around before being charged. Nine months. We oughtta be ashamed.
Time for a revolution. I’m there. Just get back to me in a few weeks, after the run of my show is over.