Thongwriting 101

Overheard at the bar of a well-known East Village venue.

Well-Known Local Songwriter #1: “What about motherfucker then?”

Well-Known Local Songwriter #2: “No, no that won’t work; it has four syllables, it won’t fit a classic meter. Cocksucker, on the other hand, it’s a waltz, it’s natural for a waltz.”

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