Yo, Mister Tourist Dude!

Don’t. Yes, you, really, trust me. Don’t.

I know, there’s this burning itch to act edgy like a real New Yorker, and to jaywalk across 5th Avenue. First off, it’s probably just a heat rash anyway; but in any case you don’t cross against the light in front of one of those double-length MTA busses while it’s in the middle of making a wide turn and is hiding everything that’s coming along. And you know how they drive in New York, right? Especially the taxis? And you look the wrong way?

Just don’t. D o n apostrophe t.

Thank you.

Concerned in NY

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