Yeoman Lookout: Sir! February dead ahead, and hassles to port and starboard! No rest for the weary and no good deed unpunished, sir!
Capt. Linus: Flank speed, Ensign, and prepare to ram. Sound general quarters and tell the XO I’m ready for my close-up. If that groundhog gives you any trouble, hang him from the mains. And wake me up when it’s March.