How to turn your laid back DJ gig at The Slipper Room into One Of Those Nights:
- Play metal.
- Wear one of those “I bet you play metal” type shirts with the sleeves cut off. In winter.
- Keep sneaking out for a smoke when the track is ending.
- Suddenly have a speaker cut out in a wave of roaring static.
- Have the bartender come over and fix the problem. As he goes back to the bar, have him look over his shoulder, shake his head, and say to you in a loud voice, “Dude, that is a really bad place to put your water.”