Alert the Media

Work: I am so not into it today. Please bring on the hula hoops and Twister. I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. (Twister link lifted from Rachelle B. See? Even the bloggy bits of my brain are distracted.)

Dumbest. Opening. Spam. Line. Ever. Department:

Hi,
Thank you for your email request to Spraybottles Inc.

(Electronic crumpling-up and tossing-in-the-garbage sounds are heard.)

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?
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