Work: I am so not into it today. Please bring on the hula hoops and Twister. I’m ready for my close-up, Mr. DeMille. (Twister link lifted from Rachelle B. See? Even the bloggy bits of my brain are distracted.)
Dumbest. Opening. Spam. Line. Ever. Department:
Thank you for your email request to Spraybottles Inc.
(Electronic crumpling-up and tossing-in-the-garbage sounds are heard.)