At least there’s this: when the Passion of the Christ jokes come, they’re good.
- The Guardian prepares a Berlitz listing of handy phrases in Aramaic. Ma’hed lee qalleel d-Khayey d-Breeyaan, ellaa dlaa gukhkaa. = It sort of reminds me of Life of Brian, but it’s nowhere near as funny. Demketh! Udamaa lemath mtaynan b-tash’eetha d-khashey? = I fell asleep! What station of the cross are we up to? Feelmaa haanaa tpeelaw! Proo’ lee ksef dmaa! = This film is terrible. I want my blood-money back. Via Jennifer’s History and Stuff.
- Paul Ford of FTrain.com unleashes text snippets of the Passion of the Christ blooper reel, imagined on The Morning News. Coming soon to a DVD near you? Indispensable.