Monthly Archives: November 2004

DJ Gone

You spin me right round baby right round like a rec — **ZZZZKKKTblort*** Continue reading

Posted in About Last Night |

Thanks, Giving

God stuff us, every one. I mean, unspecified non-denominational deity, please provide food including veg without dairy for the wacky Vegans for a non-aligned celebration not glorifying the brutal oppression of indigenous peoples who — oh, the hell with it. Pass the stuffing. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Illumiknotty

Being a Consideration of the Disney Fabulation “National Treasure,” Providing an Escape Route by Which the Auguft Reader may Circumvent the Entertaining but Permanent Waftage of 100 Minutes. A Parody. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Where the Streets Have no Mane

A brief feline interlude on an overcast Brooklyn afternoon, without cats. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Doctor My Ears

An Open Letter to the People Who Think Of Things. Guys: we need to talk. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Chews for Cheeses

A virgin. Some grilled cheese. An auction. Kids, don’t try this at home. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

When Bad Hair Happens to Good People

In which Linus improvises a last-minute Halloween costume for a change, and a Girl loves Boys, for a day. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Fare’s Unfair

In which Staten Island is admittedly a bit silly, but that’s no reason to make them all stand around in the cold at night. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Autumn Cleaning

My house is so messy I can barely get to the computer to blog. You can help! Buy my DVD’s at eBay! Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Neuro Stancer

Wherein Virgil meets David Bowie, and DVD’s are for sale. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |