Category Archives: General Musings

The Big Picture: beer; the world; the universe; beer. That sort of things.

Can’t Make This Shit Up Dept.

or, Quis Custodiet Ipsos Custodes? Le Figaro reports that a French procureur, or district attorney, for the city of Bayonne is accused of using a stolen credit card from a female German colleague to pay for “feminine services” at a … Continue reading

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Keywords for Success

The young man takes it upon himself to save the world. Also. Continue reading

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Faint Praise, Fast Food

In which one of these things may or may not be like the others. Continue reading

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Look Backward, Snow Angel

Consulting the scrying glass, we find that last year it had snowed by now. A lot. This year not so much. Yep, all subjects of great import, and we take it all very seriously. Now, about that nap. Yes please. Continue reading

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Thanks, Giving

God stuff us, every one. I mean, unspecified non-denominational deity, please provide food including veg without dairy for the wacky Vegans for a non-aligned celebration not glorifying the brutal oppression of indigenous peoples who — oh, the hell with it. Pass the stuffing. Continue reading

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Illumiknotty

Being a Consideration of the Disney Fabulation “National Treasure,” Providing an Escape Route by Which the Auguft Reader may Circumvent the Entertaining but Permanent Waftage of 100 Minutes. A Parody. Continue reading

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Where the Streets Have no Mane

A brief feline interlude on an overcast Brooklyn afternoon, without cats. Continue reading

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Doctor My Ears

An Open Letter to the People Who Think Of Things. Guys: we need to talk. Continue reading

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Chews for Cheeses

A virgin. Some grilled cheese. An auction. Kids, don’t try this at home. Continue reading

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When Bad Hair Happens to Good People

In which Linus improvises a last-minute Halloween costume for a change, and a Girl loves Boys, for a day. Continue reading

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