Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

Cue “Arrr”

Treasure chest indeed. But mind your fingers, that’s Remy Vicious inside the outfit. She’s doing her bit to fight global warming. Continue reading

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Late in August

Rip van Blogger wakes up and discovers that September snuck up while he slumbered unawares. How come nekkid girls never do that? Continue reading

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Americans Abroad

Gone fishin’. For beer. Be good while we’re on holidays. If you do something I wouldn’t do, get video. Continue reading

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Pretty as a Picture

“Linus the Erotic Photographer.” Got a nice ring to it, don’t you think? Continue reading

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There for a Fortune

Right. Ticket OK, dictionary, clothes, OK, toothbrush OK, passport … uh … passport … um … uh-oh. Continue reading

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The Lunchbox that Roared

I mean, how many sandwiches does a decent person put in a lunchbox, anyway? More than one, and you’re asking for trouble. Continue reading

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Monday and the Red-Tape Bomb Scare

If it’s not love, it’s the bomb that will bring us together. Continue reading

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Time Time Time, See What’s Become of Me

But do we credit beauty even when it’s there in front of us? It stops the heart. Continue reading

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What Good Luck! What Bad Luck!

In which a right powerful bottle of beer arrives at a modest price at an untoward hour of morning. Continue reading

Posted in About Last Night |

What You Hear is What We Got

Notes from the blogosphere, in which summer camp was even worse than you might have imagined. Continue reading

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