Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

Ecce Manny

The Guard Shack — not to be confused with the Love Shack — is a crucible of cultural dissent, and King Kong Bundy conquers all. Continue reading

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I Was a Teenage Mutant Cholesterol Monster

Final score: Cholesterol 1, Linus 0 Continue reading

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Needlepoint

Anita Pallenberg and Britney Spears: Duelling Black Feathery Outfits. Da da ding ding ding ding ding ding dingggg… Continue reading

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On the Relation Between Bliss and Ignorance

But Dirk doesn’t wear Red Socks, does he? Continue reading

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Aha Baha

Who really did let the dogs out, anyway? And other notes of great import. Or something. Continue reading

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Night of the Living Dead, La La

Night of the Living Dead. Live. With music. Does it suck? Of course. Is it fun? Absolutely. Continue reading

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Ka is a Wheel

I’m not entirely sure why the days have been so busy lately: they are not straight-line busy, either, but rather a weather’s-coming-in variety of agitation and scatter. If I were watching too many movies on DVD, or if the nights … Continue reading

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Side Door in the Fantasy Factory

From the Proceedings of the Department of Moments: Hulapalooza, our divine Miss Saturn‘s mostly-monthly hula-hooping burlesque show at Galapagos. The side door to the back dressing room winks open briefly between acts. The space beyond is bare and drab and … Continue reading

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Native American Summer

It is too beautiful outside to blog. I can’t stay in this room, must frolic. Back soon. In other words: GONE FISHIN’ MISSIN’. Back tomorrer, about. Speaking of missing, I thought The Forgotten was perfectly good fun. A coherent in-the-Matrix … Continue reading

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You Can Stop Worrying

Or at least, I can stop worrying, provisionally. The lump is probably not malignant, and after I get the sonogram in two weeks we’ll know one way or the other for sure. For now they think it’s a lipoma, which … Continue reading

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