Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

Chews for Cheeses

A virgin. Some grilled cheese. An auction. Kids, don’t try this at home. Continue reading

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When Bad Hair Happens to Good People

In which Linus improvises a last-minute Halloween costume for a change, and a Girl loves Boys, for a day. Continue reading

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Fare’s Unfair

In which Staten Island is admittedly a bit silly, but that’s no reason to make them all stand around in the cold at night. Continue reading

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Autumn Cleaning

My house is so messy I can barely get to the computer to blog. You can help! Buy my DVD’s at eBay! Continue reading

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Neuro Stancer

Wherein Virgil meets David Bowie, and DVD’s are for sale. Continue reading

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Buy the Book

Remember that children’s book with the guy who sold hats? “Hats for sale,” he would cry. This is like that, but with a few books that fit neither my apartment nor the rest of me, these days. Continue reading

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Excess of Evil

In which the silver lining is … oh, wait, sorry, that was just something on the ground. There isn’t a silver lining. Never mind. Continue reading

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NEWSFLASH: Someone Will Win!

Now we’re getting to the nail-biting stage. I’m not very connected in politics, but I’ve heard some starts-with-a-K mutterings and closet exuberance here and there, from places I can’t source or sources that I have no idea what they’re talking … Continue reading

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This Election Has Performed an Illegal Operation and Will Shut Down

I totally trust my vote to an electronic voting machine that has been proven inaccurate. Yep. Sure do. I am also 40 feet tall and bright green. Bet you didn’t know that about me. Continue reading

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The Partisan Lonely Hunter

I voted. That’s what we do, on Election Day. I voted for Democrats. That’s what we do, in New York. Continue reading

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