Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

Keywords for Success

The young man takes it upon himself to save the world. Also. Continue reading

Posted in General Musings |

Faint Praise, Fast Food

In which one of these things may or may not be like the others. Continue reading

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Slices of Commerce

You can keep this slice of pizza, or you can have whatever is behind Door Number Two. Which, in this case, is more pizza. Continue reading

Posted in About Last Night |

Look Backward, Snow Angel

Consulting the scrying glass, we find that last year it had snowed by now. A lot. This year not so much. Yep, all subjects of great import, and we take it all very seriously. Now, about that nap. Yes please. Continue reading

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Nash(less)-ville: a Farewell to Juliana

A wonderful singer settles in to become a wonderful Mom; will her kids ever really understand? Somewhere, far off in the heavens, giggling sounds are heard. Continue reading

Posted in About Last Night, Music Theory |

DJ Gone

You spin me right round baby right round like a rec — **ZZZZKKKTblort*** Continue reading

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Thanks, Giving

God stuff us, every one. I mean, unspecified non-denominational deity, please provide food including veg without dairy for the wacky Vegans for a non-aligned celebration not glorifying the brutal oppression of indigenous peoples who — oh, the hell with it. Pass the stuffing. Continue reading

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Illumiknotty

Being a Consideration of the Disney Fabulation “National Treasure,” Providing an Escape Route by Which the Auguft Reader may Circumvent the Entertaining but Permanent Waftage of 100 Minutes. A Parody. Continue reading

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Where the Streets Have no Mane

A brief feline interlude on an overcast Brooklyn afternoon, without cats. Continue reading

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Doctor My Ears

An Open Letter to the People Who Think Of Things. Guys: we need to talk. Continue reading

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