Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

If You’d Like to Make a Call, Please Hang Up and Try Again

I Have No Net Access and I Must Scream. Continue reading

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See Me Feel Me Touch Me Heal Me

Let’s Twist again, like we did last Summ–OW! You call that *medicine*??? Continue reading

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…Or We Could Just See a Movie

Is that a bungy on your ankle, or are you happy to see me? Continue reading

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2005: Turning Over a New Aleve

After due deliberation, we decide to go with the mostly nekkid girls for New Year’s Eve. Once is a fluke, twice a tradition in Ritalin City. Continue reading

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Guy Walks into a Taberna…

A joke in a dead language. Even worse, it’s an original joke in a dead language, so I can’t blame it on anyone else. Continue reading

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Another Happy Hint from the Front

The Surgeon General advises that Beverages at Rooftop Hotel Bars may be Injurious to your Wallet. Continue reading

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News and the World

On 12/21 my brother flies to Colombo in Sri Lanka to set up house. On 12/26 a magnitude 9.0 earthquake hits the region. As it happens, he’s not home that day, and is safe and sound. Continue reading

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Second Verse, Same as the First

Happy holidays to all, and to all a good site. Continue reading

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The Hills are Alive with a Mound of Boar Ribs

If you could put just one thing in Keira Knightley’s mouth, would it be barbecue pork ribs? You might be doing the girl a favor, you know. Continue reading

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Thin but Trim, and Not Particularly Fat

Keira Knightley is not fat. Let this guide your actions. If there are fat things about, they are probably not Keira Knightley. Continue reading

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