Author Archives: Linus

About Linus

The man behind the curtain. But couldn't we get a nicer curtain?

Porn Star Names are for Screwing

It’s the name of your first pet, plus your mother’s maiden name, plus the routing code for your bank account and the PIN for your ATM card. Continue reading

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T Very Mobile (or: I Love the Smell of Paris in the Morning)

What’s wrong with you? I’ve been talking to you for like 10 seconds and we haven’t had sex yet. Here, hold this camcorder. Continue reading

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Science Fiction Double Feature

Up in Boston there are movies. And movies. And movies. And movies. And I’m going to watch all of them. Except the sleepy ones. Continue reading

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Gated Community

The sky is blue, the clouds are white, the city is grey, and the Park is orange. If you don’t see these colors, the trouble may be in your mindset. Continue reading

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Waiting for the End of the World

Seeing the bare walls and empty floor kick-started the healing kind of grief. We were all bewildered together, which felt right. Continue reading

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A Hula Hula Burnin’ Love

Valentine’s Day: a parade of witty deprecations and witty depredations and, sometimes, witty imprecations, all in the service of a sort of gung-ho been-there-done-that public hue of world-weary jade. Continue reading

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Mike Wolf: We Knew You. Godspeed, and Goodbye.

In the sweet memory of Mike Wolf, friend and blogger. Continue reading

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Job Security

On Court Street this morning, a homeless guy sits outside a store talking into a large paper cup as if it were a telephone. Continue reading

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Spider’s Sense

I have a deep, open, and abiding love of crap pop culture. This is neither as bad as it could be nor as much fun as you might imagine. Continue reading

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A Date with Undestiny

In which Our Hero goes up to New Haven and finds that You Can’t Always Get What You Want. Continue reading

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